Grand Panjandrum, Quantum Mechanic
Retired Computer Nerd
Practicing historian and crusty old crank.
Afflictions: High blood pressure, slight vertigo, acute sarcasm and persistant memory.
Physical description: middle sized, grey hair, unfashionabley dressed; open carry - logic on the left hip, rhetoric on the right.
Age: No birthday cakes, the fire department refuses to issue a permit.
Favorite Pastimes: Historical Research, Pontification ex cathedra.
Most Influenced by: Mame Dennis
Favorite Book: I Libertine
Favorite Philosopher: Diogenes
Personal Philosophy: Epicurean Hedonist and profound Skepticism.
Religion: Lack enough belief to be an Atheist as an absence of evidence is not evidence of abscence.
Current Goal: To beat the Grim Reaper at chess, or at least Twister.